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Saturday, May 1, 2010

12:05 AM

uhm..quick post
Today: UWS Alterations in Sexuality (Endometriosis) physio with le aunty, my cousins bday so we went to say hi, train back from guildford. Capped net. port macquairie dude. tim picking me up, feeding me, walking me back and putting me to bed teheheehe I LIKE ATTENTIONNNN

Other things

Mechaphiles:
It's a type of fetish, people who get off on cars...fuck cars, kiss cars, masturbate to cars. I generally like to think I'm very open minded but I really had trouble accepting this one last night. I felt bad for not being comfortable with it and somewhat agreeing with this comment

“I'm amazed of people that accept it, and people that do it! 40 years ago people like that would be in a mental institution. Nowadays, people accept any mental disorder as long it does not hurt other people, I wonder what that will lead to!”

That's even more horrible right. I mean (as kurt pointed out) people used to (and in some places still do) think being gay was an indication of a mental disorder and it wasn't ruled out all that long ago. I find that disgusting that people were considered insane for expressing their sexuality. DOUBLE STANDARDS right. How can I believe that about one thing and not about others...ugh. I mean, it's not like I would go out and bash someone for it..LOL me bashing someone...and I wouldn't give that person the silent treatment and shun them from society but I would definitely feel uneasy socialising with them. I guess it depends on the situation really. If my partner and I had been dating for awhile and we were committed and then they confided in me that they had this fetish I would tryyyy to work around it...but ultimately I think it wouldn't work. Apart from not being able to satisfy that person sexually, I'm pretty sure that they would be a revhead anyway which BORES the crap outa me.

SO i watched the first part of this doco My Car is my Lover.

Since I'm capped I couldn't be bothered waiting around for like 3 hours for it all to load but I'll finish it eventually. This American guy they interviewed didn't help change my mind about this mecaphile thing either. He's a wakjob.

I'm not happy with my attitude towards this so let's hope I get around to opening my mind a little bit more...but then again, in the words of the brilliant Mr T. Minchin
"If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out"

Raccoons
So i was bored while my aunty was explaining assessments to the students for the BILLIONTH time so i was reading news off my phone and found a story about giant raccoons in America taking up residence in the massive amount of foreclosed homes...is that the correct terminology?
But what I found disturbing about this article was more the amount of people who couldn't afford their mortgage and had to get rid of their homes (and not so much the german shephard sized raccoons bending steal bars to steal food). The stat was something like 27 000 HOMES in the last YEAR in this one ?city?. That is a HUGE amount, I don't know? Is this a common thing, that sounds really devastating to me, you know, finally having that dream home and then losing it because u borrowed more than u could afford..or lost jobs ect.
Scary.

THEN there was the phillyD show which has changed names due to some contract breach thingo iunnoo...it's called Not Safe For Work (NSFW). What a shit name..anyway, on today's ep he mentioned that a town in ?L.A? had created some law against marketing happy meals (or junk food in general) with toys because it's targeting children.
Video here. I don't know how to embed it.

I can't believe that many random people (not the restaurant owners, that's kinda obvious that they would be against it) were against this move. I think it's great, children shouldn't be the targets of marketing campaigns, they're too small they don't know what they want. It's evil. I dislike the whole toy marketing too..but ugh i SUPPOSE they need to sell their product and at least toys won't slowly kill them.

Children are way too greedy and it's because of this retarded bombardment of ads during kids shows.
And I don't wanna hear any of this bullshit about everything in moderation. Smoking campaigns got killed and it's the same thing. You could say that smoking in moderation won't kill you either, one ciggy once every 3 or 4 months probably won't give you lung cancer in the long run but we still don't advertise for them anymore. Children are too young to understand that concept and a bratty child chucking a mad hissy fit WILL win over a stressed out, over worked parent.

I remember once I was with a family friend and his grandson, the BIGGEST brat in the world. He was like 4 and he couldn't even speak yet apart from mumbling commands in gibberish that his parents taught him. Train was CHOOCHOO, Car was auto and dog was the wowwow. Apart from those 3 words, oh and his finest most properly spoken word, NO, it was all mumbles and a spanglish mix of onomatopoeia. The one and only time I ever heard him speak clearly was when he asked for McDonalds and yelled Cheeseburger and THIS ISNT MCDONALDS. I was apauled at the lack of discipline and any semblance of education this aggressive little mongrel had.

I HATE BAD PARENTING. How could you let ur child develop into a little monster and feed him shit like maccas at such a young age. alkjdnlajkdad I know you might think it's wierd and possibly hypocritical of me to be bagging out fast food so much considering I eat it but I'm old enough to make my own mistakes and I understand the consequences but parents are RESPONSIBLE for the healthy development of their children, they should be looking after them so much more. I wish my family hadn't overstuffed me when I was a child maybe I wouldn't be so FAT now. BAD PARENTING.

lsdklksdlk;sdm

Anyway fastfood toys are shit, as a parent I would hate to have them lying around my house and probably sitting or stepping on them, which kills by the way.

=.=

On another note.
ROAST DINNER..Sunday roast, what ever you want to call it. I wanna learn how to make one. To me, this is white people food. I am not white. I've only ever tried it a few times and that's at an all you can eat buffet lol..so I'm assuming not as awesome as they can be. It fascinates me haha...so kurt will help me. My goal is to make a full roast dinner b4 summers rolls round again
hazza

but yis...okay so this wasn't so quick..lol

Free comic book day and Iron Man2....not looking forward to it..but bleh, at least its something different.

TA!
time for new supernatural ♥

& Kitty goes MeOw.

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Español.

So one day I was hanging out with Kurt and we realised that there are some pretty wacky sayings in the spanish language. Each Spanish speaking country has their own sayings, metaphors and similies but these are a few that I have collected over the last year or so. Every time I hear my mum or grandma say a new one I text Kurt XD It has become somewhat of a little tradition for me now =]

Saying: La negrita astuta vende fruta.
Direct Translation: The (Astute, cunning, sly, crafty, fraudulent) cute/little black girl sells fruit.
Meaning: This saying is said as a sort of warning that you are/someone else is a cocktease

Saying: No calientes el agua (si no vas a tomar té)
Direct Translation: Don't heat the water if you're not going to drink tea
Meaning: This is also a sort of warning to someone who is being a cocktease. Kind of like, don't flirt and lead someone on if you have no intention of hooking up with them. It is also a play on words because in Spanish (Chilean at least) the word calentar (to heat) is also used informally as a way to say 'make horny'. So 'estoy caliente' = I'm hot BUT it means I'm horny. If you wanted to say I'm hot (because of the weather) you would say 'tengo calor'

Tongue Twister: Tres tristes tigres trigo trillaron tranquilos tragaron
Translation: Three sad tigers, wheat they threshed (To separate the grain from the straw or husks by mechanical beating), calmly they swallowed.

Tongue Twister:Pedro Pablo Pérez Pereira pobre pintor portugués pinta paisajes por poca plata para pasar por París
Translation: Pedro Pablo Pérez Pereira poor Portugese painter paints landscapes for little money to pass through Paris.

Saying:Buscarle la quinta pata al gato
Direct Translation:To look for the 5th leg of the cat
Meaning: Looking for problems when there clearly aren't any in that situation, so you're over thinking it and overcomplicating yourself.

Saying: Para ser bella hay que ver estrellas
Direct Translation: To be beautiful you have to see stars
Meaning: I'm guessing this is a fairly old saying because my grandad said it to me once, I kind of fell in love with this little rhyme/mantra. It means that no pain is too great to endure in order to look your best, this particularly refers to women having to wear painful shoes (stilettos) because it makes their legs look hot, wearing tight clothing to show off curves, waxing, plucking, dying hair, and I suppose nowadays you could extend that into getting cosmetic surgery. Just to clarify, my grandad wasn't a dick, I remember the saying coming up because we were watching a show with really attractive women and I was in awe of them and he explained that constructed superficial beauty comes at a price =) Oh and if you don't get the imagery, it's based on seeing "stars" when you hit your head/get dizzy, like if you've ever seen the cartoon representation of stars around the head when they get hit.

*To be continued