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Friday, May 28, 2010

3:22 PM

okay. Im SORRY that everything I say to people lately (and in my blog) is somehow related to 'The Middle', it's not even a good show, but not terrible and I'm already up to ep 15 and I have nothing else I want to watch so that'll do.

That'll do pig. That'll do.

So on this episode, the 13yr old girl goes to her first "BOY GIRL Party"....wtf? Generally, aren't all parties, through all of your life, mixed gender unless you have no guy/girl friends?
This isn't the first time I've heard this on an american sitcom, this whole strange notion of a boy/girl party, where everyone sits around in the exact same basement that's in every other movie/sitcom and play spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven or are just hooking up with everyone. And let's not forget the iconic red plastic cups and the keg.

WHAT IS THAT!?

Does this actually happen in the states?
Does this happen here? :S

Maybe I've just always been a loser and never got invited to parties where EVERYONE got together and made out :S

It's really disturbing, I'm worried that my kid will end up at one of these and will be a HUSSY and hook up with all the boys...lol yes I've been extremely worried about how my little girl will turn out ever since watching this show and considering my parenting skills and all the extra curricular activities I'm going to force her to do XD
lol...

NO I'm not pregnant or have a child. I'm just hyper aware of it at the moment.

Anywho more about my child later. Back to the teen orgies.

I'm so glad I grew up with the girls I did and in that environment, it kept me sheltered for a much longer time than other girls my age and even in the same school. All that has flown out the window and I'm fine with that but only because I'm 18+ and I'm not a ridiculous stereotypical teenage girl. I still have my boundaries and it scares the crap out of me when I see such young girls loose their innocence so quickly (and no Im not just talking about being a virgin, even things like swearing and knowing the meaning of different sexual acts and just having a dirty mind in general).

It kind of blew my mind when this girl I know was telling me about all the bf's she's had and how little it means to her..and how painfully young she started. What's worse is that it seems like one big joke to her.

I remember when I first started year 7 and I heard girls bragging about their boyfriends...how some of them had even had them in primary school WHAT THE FUCK. SOOOOOOOOOOO not normal. Or maybe I'm the crazy one here? I REFUSE. lol...

I never played doctor...but I know a few people who did. SERIOUSLY! What is wrong with you people, to me, that is a CLEAR warning sign. Who ever came up with that idea was OBVIOUSLY molested and exposed to things that were inappropriate for their age. I've heard of a bunch of guys who watched/read/saw their first porn as early as when they were in year 3. YEAR FUCKING THREE. That is a massive red light to me. Call DOCS. i dont know =[ It scares me. I know boys get curious at a younger age...but COME ON.

Then again I was delayed..biologically too, lol I didn't get my period until I was 14. I was so proud of that too. lol SUCKED IN BITCHES I didn't have to worry about my period for another couple of years XD

I mean, I was always very aware and informed of the bio side of things, how systems worked, the different parts, I think I was pretty mature about it at the time. I still think it's crazy that there are still WOMEN who don't understand their periods. I was in a sexual alterations class a few weeks back and we were covering endometriosis. But no one even knew how menstruation worked, so we had to go back and explain that before we could explain a condition that affected it. INSANE.

SO. Have you ever been to a make out party?

Through a somewhat unreliable source I've heard there are said parties in my extended social circle. BUT I'm talking about a party, where every single person is making out with another person, the entire ending of the party. Over the last year I've been to maybe, two parties where we've played spin the bottle and ended up doing all different kinds of dares, it was heaps of fun. BUT we were also all 18+ and I'm hoping/assuming that no one was doing anything because they felt pressured/wanted to be accepted (all the annoying crap they taught us in school that hardly any one payed attention to =.=)

ugh this topic stresses me out...lol

SO back to my kid's extra curricular activities:
Guitar
Drums
Violin
Swimming during summer up until she's about 8 and can swim well
Capoeira so she can be fit, TOUGH yet graceful and acrobatic. And so she can do the Rondas ♥
Latin dance classes: salsa, merengue, bachata, cumbia, vallenato, salla, and everything else under the sun Apart from the latin dance classes she will also be a part of the Samba girls so she can perform for festivals and mardi gras
Scouts so she have FUN and make friends and go camping XD
St Johns Cadets so she learns first aid and can volunteer at events
Choir/Singing lessons, if she sucks ill pull her out =[
Saturday School: Spanish and whatever language her father speaks.Cooking for Kids: If I can find a class, i'd totally do it.

Now I have to try and cram all that in b4 she becomes a teenager and decides she doesn't wanna do any of them any more. I'm fine if she doesn't want to...except she MUST keep one instrument and she MUST keep the latin dance classes. It will be good for her XD She can make friends, keep fit and be awesome all at the same time. And yes, I am living out my dreams fru my kid =]
I wish my family had made me do things when I was little instead of subscribing to cable ={
So there are a few reasons behind capoeira:
-A good capoeira school will teach you to play the instruments and how to participate in a ronda:

*dies* I wish I could move like that.
-It will keep her really fit and agile, healthy body=healthy mind
-If she becomes good at it, people will respect and acknowledge her commitment
-The guys are hot and if they're serious about it they respect their bodies, it'll teach her to do the same
-IT LOOKS FRIGGEN AWESOME plus it's not as full contact as other martial arts:

I couldn't be bothered finding a good vid.

ENJOY =]

xx

& Kitty goes MeOw.

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Español.

So one day I was hanging out with Kurt and we realised that there are some pretty wacky sayings in the spanish language. Each Spanish speaking country has their own sayings, metaphors and similies but these are a few that I have collected over the last year or so. Every time I hear my mum or grandma say a new one I text Kurt XD It has become somewhat of a little tradition for me now =]

Saying: La negrita astuta vende fruta.
Direct Translation: The (Astute, cunning, sly, crafty, fraudulent) cute/little black girl sells fruit.
Meaning: This saying is said as a sort of warning that you are/someone else is a cocktease

Saying: No calientes el agua (si no vas a tomar té)
Direct Translation: Don't heat the water if you're not going to drink tea
Meaning: This is also a sort of warning to someone who is being a cocktease. Kind of like, don't flirt and lead someone on if you have no intention of hooking up with them. It is also a play on words because in Spanish (Chilean at least) the word calentar (to heat) is also used informally as a way to say 'make horny'. So 'estoy caliente' = I'm hot BUT it means I'm horny. If you wanted to say I'm hot (because of the weather) you would say 'tengo calor'

Tongue Twister: Tres tristes tigres trigo trillaron tranquilos tragaron
Translation: Three sad tigers, wheat they threshed (To separate the grain from the straw or husks by mechanical beating), calmly they swallowed.

Tongue Twister:Pedro Pablo Pérez Pereira pobre pintor portugués pinta paisajes por poca plata para pasar por París
Translation: Pedro Pablo Pérez Pereira poor Portugese painter paints landscapes for little money to pass through Paris.

Saying:Buscarle la quinta pata al gato
Direct Translation:To look for the 5th leg of the cat
Meaning: Looking for problems when there clearly aren't any in that situation, so you're over thinking it and overcomplicating yourself.

Saying: Para ser bella hay que ver estrellas
Direct Translation: To be beautiful you have to see stars
Meaning: I'm guessing this is a fairly old saying because my grandad said it to me once, I kind of fell in love with this little rhyme/mantra. It means that no pain is too great to endure in order to look your best, this particularly refers to women having to wear painful shoes (stilettos) because it makes their legs look hot, wearing tight clothing to show off curves, waxing, plucking, dying hair, and I suppose nowadays you could extend that into getting cosmetic surgery. Just to clarify, my grandad wasn't a dick, I remember the saying coming up because we were watching a show with really attractive women and I was in awe of them and he explained that constructed superficial beauty comes at a price =) Oh and if you don't get the imagery, it's based on seeing "stars" when you hit your head/get dizzy, like if you've ever seen the cartoon representation of stars around the head when they get hit.

*To be continued