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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

2:20 AM

Im not bored..but Im killing time with pointless things, I spent some time answering formspring and am now stuck thinking about how seductive Jessica Rabbit is. I haven't watched Rodger Rabbit (the movie) for years, I didn't really like it back when i was a kid but i definitely did not remember her being so damn...SEX on a stage-esque...LIKE DAYUMMM GURL

like..fuck. I find it hard watching her...so I tried llooking for a human version..and couldn't find a good substitute...or, well one that wasnt photoshopped but thats as close as it gets:

I also have a pic kurt linked me to of a woman who got surgery done to look like her..and i was going to post it..but i don't want her hideous face disgracing my blog. like WOW shes an ugly mofo..but anyway..

Tangent 1: Cosmetic surgery:
I'm confused by it..when I hear that beautiful young girls have it done or want to i think theyre retarded and crazy. But at the same time there's a few things I wouldn't mind having done lol...but then I think..fuck it. I can hardly b bothered to dye my regrowth..I don't think i care enough to pay $10 000 to have something done

Tangent 2A: Burlesque dancing:
I've always been intrigued by it..as is pretty much everyone who sees it. I would LOVE to take classes (i was going to write down..for the fun of it..but fuck that, it would be SO friggen awesome to perform for an audience..but i know i would never be dedicated enough to get good at it). I know there are a few places in sydney but they're expensive and I don't think I could be bothered going all the way into the city for anything. Plus feeling intimidated by the pros is another thing..I'd feel totally out of my depth..but I suppose a lot of people would. I think that's going on my goals list: take burlesque dancing lessons for at least a term..one day =]...before im 25

Tangent 2B: Suicide girls
I haven't had much exposure but they intrigue me...some of them are really hot..then there are others who are just feral. I still think it would be kool to do a photoshoot for them..lol but theres some massive body issues there..and 'letting go' problems..but if it wasn't for that, id b totally up for it XD

Tangent 3: Pale skin vs Tanned:
I generally dislike pale skin...Ive always associated tanned with sexy. White=ghostly..and that's not hot. Plus I link pale beauty with elegance and class and...stiffness..which to me is boring. pretty and stuf..but boring. Tanned and sexy is FUN to me, and beach, and curvy and just...drool worthy

lol I put this together like 3 years ago coz i couldn't be bothered saving so many files and I was bored.

god shes stunning <3
Adriana Lima, one of the Victoria Secret Angel's from BRAZIL
If I could look like anyone..(just similar really) it would be her ♥
although when i first saw her on fashiontv i was awestruck and dumbfounded by her...now im kinda used to it and dont find her that show stopper but she still is fucking stunning. ^.^

And as for real life, THE most beautiful girls Ive known have been Dominique and Virania (both girls from highschool who moved schools b4 we finished), both amazingly beautiful and they only seem to be getting more stunning. LOL i would put a pic up but THATS just stalkerish *shifty eyes*

and yes both smoldering tanned and curves in all the right places.

Oh and recently, some girl from hot damn who was with harb and them. Man she was beautiful. She had that whole, blond aussie glow thing happening with the blue eyes and stuf...but yer not pale..just "white".

ohoh and the only other white girl Ive thought was stunning was a girl at hellfire the first time I went. Seriously soooo sexy, in an edgy way..u know, being hellfire an all. Lol i probably liked her more coz she was so confident and her outfit was way hot. She was wearing black distressed hipster skinnies? or leather or something with a lot of texture..and zippers and chains and spikes, and a push up leather bra with lots of zippers. She had short honey blond hair that was styles into a kinda moehawk that leaned forward and onto her face a bit..sorta like this:

and great body/bone structure, oh and she had her boy on a leesh =] plus she was so cocky and..flirty and rahhh. She was a showstopper =] great aura

anyway ENOUGH

I found this and I haven't done a quiz for awhile so here goes

1. Do you think relationships are even worth it?
totally

2. Fallen asleep at work/school?
i dozed of a bit in yr 11 and 12 but not really

3. Does anyone like you?
yes

4. How old do you want to be when you get married?
i dont want to get married but I do wanna have found my life partner by the time im 30

5. Do you like when people play with your hair?
no, they tangle it or pull it or make it yuker. scratching my head is nice though

6. First thing you do when you wake up?
reach for my phone half asleep and check fb

7. What would you name your future daughter?
dunno but i like wolfgang lol..and darius..and DRAVEN

8. Ideal boyfriend/girlfriend?
someone who makes me laugh, thinks my lameness is funny and someone i can connect with

9. Honestly, can you describe your underwear?
why do u have to talk to me like that. jeez i was going to answer truthfully its not that hard -.- damn attiutide. theyre black boylegs with white scullncrossbones and love hearts

10. Would you date someone right now if they asked you?
no coz im with tim

11. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
yeah

12. Think back in April, how was your love life then?
uhm..LOL i was either in the process of hating on jamo and going fru several attempts to break up with him, or single and soaking up my freedom as much as i could.

13. Anyone you're giving up on?
not particularly..ive stopped caring..i guess that means I already gave up

14. Has anyone ever told you they liked you in a really sweet way?
no..no ones ever told me they liked me (as in had a crush on me) lol how sad...or i dont think they have...i cant remember..i suppose if they had I would remember.

15. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
hell yes.

16. Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
heaps of times

17. Fact about the person you're falling for?
hes is a pretty shocking driver unless his mums in the car or Im nagging him about it LOL ILY<3<3<3

18. Have you ever had your heartbroken?
nah upset sure but not totally devo

19. Do you think age matters in relationships?
nope, as long as ur both in the same stage of ur life which is what makes it difficult I suppose. same interests and mentality help..oh and not being a pedo ^.^ just wanting the same thing from the relationship.

20. Do you have any bruises?
on my legs

21. When/Why did you last cry?
lol i tear up...ALOT like, im starting to think there's something really wrong with me.....but they never end in actual tears..lol but the last time I teared up was today at ulys recounting my exploded budgy story

22. Do you believe in second chances?
sorta, i mean i give them a lot, more than twice...im a bit of a pushover...but sometimes enough is enough

23. Would you rather hear the painful truth or a happy lie?
depends on the situation, sometimes i just wanna hear what will make me happy, coz im not an idiot i know what the truth is..or that im being a sook. just humor me!...but if its something small like u look like shit. PLEASE do not just criticize. If your going to say anything negative at all U MUST be able to offer the person/me a better alternative..otherwise uve just shot me down and now i have to go around knowing I look like crap all day

24. Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
yessssssss, Ive had meltdowns just thinking about it LOL

25. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
no one...but there are people i wouldn't mind being tied to for that long coz i spend that much time with them and dont get sick of them. Mainly tim though coz at least that way its less awkward with toilet situations...lol its disturbing how many times ive walked in on him in the bathroom..LOL oh wells =]

wow that took AGES..its now 3.30am

right and recap of my day: went to get butter with mum, got told off for being shit, was worried about tim and his whole family drama, he picked me up, we went n got uly n then drove him home and hung out there, watched some old bgrade horror movie, The Wizard of Gore..? i think thats wat it was called, and tim dropped me back. Me and mum went to mickeys to get something n then went mounties *stabbyripstabstab* and then internets till now

anywho..im going to say my goodbyes on msn and schleep

lalove
x.

3.43am lol

& Kitty goes MeOw.

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Español.

So one day I was hanging out with Kurt and we realised that there are some pretty wacky sayings in the spanish language. Each Spanish speaking country has their own sayings, metaphors and similies but these are a few that I have collected over the last year or so. Every time I hear my mum or grandma say a new one I text Kurt XD It has become somewhat of a little tradition for me now =]

Saying: La negrita astuta vende fruta.
Direct Translation: The (Astute, cunning, sly, crafty, fraudulent) cute/little black girl sells fruit.
Meaning: This saying is said as a sort of warning that you are/someone else is a cocktease

Saying: No calientes el agua (si no vas a tomar té)
Direct Translation: Don't heat the water if you're not going to drink tea
Meaning: This is also a sort of warning to someone who is being a cocktease. Kind of like, don't flirt and lead someone on if you have no intention of hooking up with them. It is also a play on words because in Spanish (Chilean at least) the word calentar (to heat) is also used informally as a way to say 'make horny'. So 'estoy caliente' = I'm hot BUT it means I'm horny. If you wanted to say I'm hot (because of the weather) you would say 'tengo calor'

Tongue Twister: Tres tristes tigres trigo trillaron tranquilos tragaron
Translation: Three sad tigers, wheat they threshed (To separate the grain from the straw or husks by mechanical beating), calmly they swallowed.

Tongue Twister:Pedro Pablo Pérez Pereira pobre pintor portugués pinta paisajes por poca plata para pasar por París
Translation: Pedro Pablo Pérez Pereira poor Portugese painter paints landscapes for little money to pass through Paris.

Saying:Buscarle la quinta pata al gato
Direct Translation:To look for the 5th leg of the cat
Meaning: Looking for problems when there clearly aren't any in that situation, so you're over thinking it and overcomplicating yourself.

Saying: Para ser bella hay que ver estrellas
Direct Translation: To be beautiful you have to see stars
Meaning: I'm guessing this is a fairly old saying because my grandad said it to me once, I kind of fell in love with this little rhyme/mantra. It means that no pain is too great to endure in order to look your best, this particularly refers to women having to wear painful shoes (stilettos) because it makes their legs look hot, wearing tight clothing to show off curves, waxing, plucking, dying hair, and I suppose nowadays you could extend that into getting cosmetic surgery. Just to clarify, my grandad wasn't a dick, I remember the saying coming up because we were watching a show with really attractive women and I was in awe of them and he explained that constructed superficial beauty comes at a price =) Oh and if you don't get the imagery, it's based on seeing "stars" when you hit your head/get dizzy, like if you've ever seen the cartoon representation of stars around the head when they get hit.

*To be continued